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My Philosophy
My philosophy is: Why not? Why not walk around giving fruit loops to strangers? Why not wear a coke wrapper on my wrist? If it doesn't bother me, then it certainly shouldn't bother you. So what if i want to share my fruit loops with strangers? I might make make a new friend.
MY TOP TWENTY
These are quotes, sayings, and random statements between me and my friends. If you don't understand them, well, it'll be ok.
20. It's all greek to me.
19. We don't have lines in Bangladesh! (haha.. i don't think people in Bangladesh speak with a british accent.. oh well)
18. Oy with the poodles already!
17. Will X always equal zero? (suprisingly enough, i still passed algebra with a 94..)
16. Danged Baptists! They're at it again!
15. What do you call a fish without an eye? (LOL)
14. Wave! fine then, DON'T WAVE!
13. Here people, people, people!
12. We don't have those in the Amish country. (gotta love haylz)
11. I never knew my father.
10. Where are the Fritos? (man blair, you have some weird dreams.. lol)
9. I've never been in a metal bubble before.
8. Googeewoomooers! (haha, yep, but can't live without 'em, huh am? lol)
7. Let's go see the dead monkey! (haha, beaver, monkey, platypus... whatever that dead thing was...)
6. And there I was, staring at the open toilet. And my life flashed before my very eyes.
5. I got the cool spoon! (don't ask, can't be explained.)
4. I love ya man. We just don't say that enough. And it's NOT the drugs. (lol, orange county.. great movie)
3. Coocookachoo! (crush rules!)
2. #8 in your books, but #1 in our hearts... i present to you, GHETTO FABULOUS #8!
1. Is that a fat joke?! Are you making fun of me because i'm fat?!
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My Opinions on Current Events
Well, i don't stay very updated on things like this. So this column will probably stay exactly how it is for a while.
Honorable Mention:
*No papa! Don't kill Sir John Smith! Me, Pocohantas love him, papa! We can get married and have little Poca chips!
*What?! You want gloves?! You don't need no gloves, boy! Pick it up with yo teeth!
*Don't pick on the Catholic boy! (no offense to any catholics out there, it's just an inside joke!)
*Don't breathe!
*Somebody shut that thing up!
*It's just because you're obsessed with curly hair...
*Dum dum, dum dum. Na na na na (na na na na na na na) Na na na na na na na na. Dum dum, dum dum... haha, smooth..
*We'd be up a creek without a paddle! haha, no pun intended..
*How many times do i have to tell you, don't hit on the Catholic boy! (again, no offense!!)
*Hey, who wears the pants in this relationship?
*Hey there, mr grumpy gills!
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